The most wonderful news!
We’re getting rid of the cat!
Goodbye! Good riddance!
The house will be all MINE again!
All the humans will fawn over ME!
All the Christmas presents will be for ME!
All the photo calendar pictures with an animal will feature ME!
I’ll be able to roam freely again, without fear of being eaten!
I’ll be able to relax in peace, without a lumbering oaf of a cat stalking me, shaking his butt then running up to my palace to tap at me!
Sigh. If only it were true.
Happy April Fools’ Day!